“So anyway, we had that Gandalf over for a party, and he crashed on the sofa. And now he just won’t leave! Has nobody told him that guests and fish stink after three days? He’s not even much fun at a party, to be honest. No social skills whatsoever. No small talk. I wish he’d just go back to Narnia or wherever it is he comes from.
He’s behind me, isn’t he?”